March 2012
Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U. →
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i've been telling myself to shut my laptop for...
this—too—shall—pass:
DAMNIT TUMBLR I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT TO DO TOMORROW. LET ME GO TO FUCKING BED.
If a tomato is a fruit..... →
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Then is Ketchup a smoothie?
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expectation:
reality:
person: oh wow! i love that character too!
me: do you
person: what?
me: do you really love them
person: uhm, ye-
me: does your heart shatter every time you see their face
me: do you feel immense pain whenever they do something
me: have you cried for hours because you just love them so much
me: oh god
person:
me: oh god it's happening
me: the feelings are coming oH GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES SHATTER EXPLODE AND BECOME THE STARS IN THE SKY OH MY GOD BABY
me: baby
person:
me: has that ever happened to you
person:
person:
me: you don't love them
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When you're in class bored and start making...
You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
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That moment when you are sleepy and don't want to... →
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The whole “weak in the knees” thing, which she always thought was just some...
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