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this—too—shall—pass: DAMNIT TUMBLR I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT TO DO TOMORROW. LET ME GO TO FUCKING BED.
If a tomato is a fruit..... →
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thebestlolz: expectation: reality:
person: oh wow! i love that character too!
me: do you
me: do you really love them
person: uhm, ye-
me: does your heart shatter every time you see their face
me: do you feel immense pain whenever they do something
me: have you cried for hours because you just love them so much
me: oh god
me: oh god it's happening
me: the feelings are coming oH GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES SHATTER EXPLODE AND BECOME THE STARS IN THE SKY OH MY GOD BABY
me: has that ever happened to you
me: you don't love them
When you're in class bored and start making...
You’re like And they’re all like Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like And everyone else is staring at you like this blog is epic
That moment when you are sleepy and don't want to... →
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